You just got consulted

by Paras Kumar

Keep track of the lingo.

Paras Kumar's beautiful face
  1. i. Why don't we noodle on this one?
  2. ii. Don't let perfect be the enemy of the good.
  3. iii. Crawl. Walk. Run.
  4. iv. Let's not miss the fucking Kobes.
  5. v. Don't miss the forest from the the trees.

and take a shot every time Paras says...

  • Let’s get precise here.
  • From a first principle standpoint.
  • Let’s make this more granular.
  • Top of mind.
  • Yeah… yeah.
  • For sure, guys.
  • Hold on a sec.
  • Guys!
  • I just want to flag.
  • Let’s write this up in advance.
  • Can you circulate this?
  • I’m going to noodle on this.
  • I’ll never be hawkish.
  • From a 10,000-foot view…
  • This conversation isn’t adding value anymore.
  • We need to find an 80/20.
  • I need to call bullshit when I see it.
  • I wanna get out of here.
  • Can we chat for 10-15?
  • My strong push is that we…
  • My day job is pretty intense.
  • We are sitting here, caught dick in hand.
  • SEO.
  • Ditto with above.
  • Let’s not miss the fucking Kobe’s.
  • Let’s drive value.
  • I love waking up at 7 AM with you guys.
  • We need user personas.
  • The last flavor I’ll put on this.
  • Let’s evaluate the state of affairs.
  • We are nascent.
  • The double bottom line is…
  • Let’s get this on the Canvas, guys.
  • Mapping it on to…
  • Let’s put some meat on this.
  • Let's just hop into it.
  • The truth of the matter is...
  • Stop beating a dead horse with a bush.

Made with ❤️ by Shubham Kumar (Ph.D. Candidate).